American's passion for Barbecue is tremendous.

When I visited America for work, I was invited to the barbeque in return for treating a fat man dinner.



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Reluctantly I visited him, and I found meat was amazing. They buy meat by the kilogram. I brought some meat, but they found it, and their face say "It's never enough, poor man!" Like "Economic animals aren't used to enjoy meat yet."

I was sure my 500g meat was more expensive than your 4kg meat. Yours is not meat but fat!

Then, the fat man is cutting, cutting and cutting. Only that time, juvenile fat daughter and son respect dad. Stupid blats who don't usually make eye contact say "Daddy, cool!" Fxxk! Die!

A hot plate is terrible, too. First, dirty. Wash! Wash with a cleaner! Replace new one!

Then grill a lot. Grill and eat, fat families. They eat good meat as soon as possible. They don't care about guests.

Eat and eat. The fat grill and share it with their families. Meat never comes to me. Fxxk!

At the end of the party, the man said "You've eat little!" and gave me a piece of fat left over. Fxxk!

Then, after the fat families ate about 5kg meat, they were having diet coke and calorie-reduced beer.

"I'll drink today!" fat son says. Boy! You drink not only alcohol but drug!

Fat daughter says "I got drunk. You look nice." Don't look at me! Do you wanna die!?

Fat wife says like "I got weight." And fat husband says like "Don't worry. Zero calorie!"

I can't understand what American joke is. Fxxk! What is it that is funny!? Die!


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 This article was written when the Internet were spreading, and opinions an ordinary person had, especially abroad, was new to us. Not only a funny article but the situation the man experienced made this famous.

 Japanese do barbecue, too. If you look at the images below, you can understand the dfference between Japanese and American.

 I'll pick up some barbecue in some countries - by way of suggestion. Which do you like?

U.S.
BBQ1
MEAT & MEAT!

Japan
BBQ2
Japanese meat in barbecue is like Yakiniku

France
BBQ3
Looks delicious

Spain
BBQ4
What the....!?

Mexico
BBQ5
What kind of meat? I've ever seen this kind of furnace

Brazil
BBQ6
Obviously delicious!

Africa
BBQ7
Do African like sausage?

China
 BBQ8
Maybe these ducks have fantastic taste